STACIA FUNNIES
The phone rang EARLY this a.m. I went in search of the cordless, wondering who would be calling so early on a Saturday. Stacia ran up and handed me the phone, face lit with a big smile....I said, "THANK YOU, STACIA!" She was so pleased and proud. I saw it was a chaplain on the phone. I was a bit perplexed.
"Hello?", "hello???"...
"Who is this?"
"M, what's up?"
"I'm returning a missed call."
"Oh NO - Stacia must have hit redial and called you. I'm so sorry we woke you up!"
ARGH - I felt so bad. Poor man....one day to sleep in and awakened by a prank call from a 1 yo.
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This is irritating and funny. Stacia keeps trying to turn off the computers....Today she made it to the crashed computer and hit the button....and one of the working computers.
"Stacia, that is naughty."
Holds up one finger with a smile.....
Ohhhhh.....she's a smart one, this one. I'm wondering about my thought to teach her "one finger touch". This usually satisifies curiousity as they are allowed to touch, but can't grab to break or eat...but THIS one has learned a lot of things that can be done with ONE FINGER.
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This one is GROSS and similar to a story from 6 months ago. Don't read it if your tolerance of gross is low....You are warned!!!
Evidently, she pooped and it fell out of her diaper. She must have picked it up and tasted it. Jamin and I were on the computers and she came running in and threw something on his lap. ::snort:: She also was spitting and blowing raspberries. He said, "Oh no, WHAT is this???" THEN I noticed her mouth and the smell and it was gross and funny. I brushed her teeth, her tongue etc...she kept wanting to kiss us and we were replussed.
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This should fall under the "good, bad and the ugly" post. LOL.
And . . . EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Oh nasty!!! Jack loved to turn off my computer. I have it all hooked up to a power strip in reach & he would come up & flick the off switch on me. [sigh] He hasn't done this for months - until two days ago. The diaper thing is really nasty btw. Yuck!!!!
Lisa in ME
At least this happened in your own house. J actually dropped a piece of poop out of his little jeans when he was 2 at a friends house. I hadn't noticed this little "nugget" come out & the next thing you know the "man of the house" asked "Gross! Who "pooped" on my floor?" Well, Dave & I just knew it was our little "stinker" & quietly let the man know it was him. Talk about a red faced moment! =(
I'm not easily grossed out but that is really gross! Very Ewwww!
She is a smart one with that finger of hers.
Oh Heather...that's hilarious! Did you tell him you were sharing that story on my blog? ::snort::
It makes me gag to think about it. She was spitting and gagging and choking and wanting to KISS us. UGH. I discovered in that moment that contrary to sappy Hallmark cards THIS mother's love only goes so FAR. ::snort::
lol, yes, my good sport of a son knows I shared this. He kind of rolled his eyes a little, but allowed it. "I was only 2 after all mom."
Thankfully, neither of my children ever felt the need to taste this particular substance. I would not have been able to kiss my precious babes either. :yuck:
Stacia: Way to go! Keeping your family busy keeping up with you. Love the 1 finger approach. I found as a youngin that it was a great way to command and cause one's family to hop. HA!
As to your adventure with yuck! Don't you know a person should SMELL before tasting. HA!
MooooMMMMM - *I* didn't TASTE it - Stacia did....grrrrrrrooooossss!!! :::gag::: :::spit:::
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